LOL You might get a prize for the most lengthy written April Fools joke in history. It's rumored that the Prize Van is scheduled to stop at your house tomorrow--April 4--around 11:59 pm. They'll be bringing you.....Excuse me. I smell something burning. It's my roommate. He's set himself on fire again. He does this every spring.
He believes that "April is the cruelest month of all."
You had me until personal fitness.
Me too!
Me too!
same.
Ditto - paragraph 4!
Me, too!
Likewise 🤣
Same!
I look forward to your new fitness regime of benchpressing books
I was just about to unsubscribe. Sheesh.
When I saw the change to fitness, I laughed because I knew the date. :-)
But some serious news last week did make for some chaos, with SPD closing down. Wow. Not April Foolish.
For those who were not quite sure what that meant, I Googled quickly and found this
https://lithub.com/what-the-closure-of-small-press-distribution-means-for-readers/
sigh
Yes, very sad.
That’s why I believed it for three paragraphs.
Excellent example of satire LOL. Study up, all! Becky's got it down. (I wasn't sure until I got to the book titles!)
You had me going there for a minute.
How many calories did I just burn off chuckling at this! Thank you!
Yes - when you mentioned fitness I knew it had to be a joke.
When I read the name change, I just knew it was an April Fool's joke & scrolled down.
Glad nothing is changing!! Love reading Lit Mag News.
Reading this on the 14th.. April fools wasn’t on my mind, I was gonna recommend David Goggins for the 1st interview :(
Hilarious. Needed a good laugh.
Ha!
LOL You might get a prize for the most lengthy written April Fools joke in history. It's rumored that the Prize Van is scheduled to stop at your house tomorrow--April 4--around 11:59 pm. They'll be bringing you.....Excuse me. I smell something burning. It's my roommate. He's set himself on fire again. He does this every spring.
He believes that "April is the cruelest month of all."
Nice one. Thanks.😊
Whew! I've been had!
I love more reps on lifting the decision, haha!